The Pineapple Of Politeness

I’m a weird person. I’m incredibly random once you get to know me properly. I speak loudly and I jump around and altogether goof around like an idiot. Only I’m unbelievably shy when… Continue reading →

Awkward!

Hey! So, I’ve been out now for 10days which is 10 days more than I wanted 😥 but this time I actually have an excuse! Or rather 3… 1- I was in Paris… Continue reading →

My Dad (Almost) Tried On A Bikini

My Dad Tried On A Bikini I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this but I’m Marina Schulz Tork*, I’m sixteen years olf and my life has things that are even too tacky for… Continue reading →

My Mom Said I Am Lazy

“Mom, I’m starting a blog” I said as soon as my mom got up from her nap. “That’s great, sweetie. Did you do the dishes?” “Umm, no… But what do you think my… Continue reading →